Spam Nuggets

There's an issue that I've been dealing with for some time. Until now I've held my tongue, but I can't keep silent any longer. These so-called "chicken nuggets" are a problem that has to be dealt with. If people think they can get away with giving away nugget-shaped spam and claiming it's chicken, they're wrong. If they think we don't know the difference, they need to get in touch with reality, because they're not fooling anyone. Throughout the years we've just accepted these nuggets that they claim are made of 100% real chicken, realizing, but never stating, the fact that all this time we've been given artificial meat product. It's time to take a stand against this meat madness! This tyranny has to end, and we have the power to stop it.