Chain of Fools

Today as I read through my Email, I was appalled to discover that someone had sent me a chain letter. I read through the contents of this repugnant letter and heard the story of a girl who was killed by being shoved into a sewer opening. This most abhorrent of communications concluded by threatening me with haunting and a gruesome death if I didn't promptly send it to at least ten other people. I wondered, after wasting my oh so valuable time, why this girl would care enough about an Email, especially one so juvenile, to kill someone for not sending it on to others. If this girl ever did exist and the aforementioned events actually took place, she would probably be ashamed that her name and story were being used for such an imbecilic purpose. Not only this, but the very format of this execrable letter was deliberately arranged to make it difficult to read. I couldn't give enough merit to such a detestable letter to respond (how could anyone?). I'll be sure to let you all know if I suffer a horrible death for it.