Scooters...

Whenever I step outside I see something that assaults my eyes. Scooters. These horrible creations are a plague on mankind. Everywhere I look I see some terribly deprived person scooting along taking no notice of the world around them or its beauties. It's such a waste. There's so much to see, wonderful things that someone speeding by on one of these disgusting machines couldn't possibly notice. If any of you have scooters I would encourage you to destroy them before it's too late. Please.