Thursday, October 02, 2008
Playing with matches
I was recently forced to attend a school play. One of my classes requires its students to attend at least one play during the semester. As I watched this so called art I realized that I have an intense and burning hatred for plays. Not only have movies made plays completely obsolete, but the acting always seems disingenuous and the constant need to input unnecessary singing is abhorrent. Add to these egregious atrocities the fact that there can be little to no special effects and unrealistic scenery and you get a monstrous failure in the play as a whole. I would encourage everyone to ostracize plays and rid our society of these abominations forever.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
A way to better the world
There's something that's been weighing very heavily on my mind recently. I've always wanted to hold a soft, beautiful chicken, but I've always been worried since chickens have a proclivity to scratch people with their sharp claws.
I've come up with a solution to this problem. If people were to clothe their chickens feet with socks; thick, wooly socks, then the sharp talons wouldn't be a problem. Not only could people hold these wonderful creatures but it would also protect the chickens delicate feet.
If any of you own a chicken, I implore you, put some socks on it. You and your chicken will be glad you did.
I've come up with a solution to this problem. If people were to clothe their chickens feet with socks; thick, wooly socks, then the sharp talons wouldn't be a problem. Not only could people hold these wonderful creatures but it would also protect the chickens delicate feet.
If any of you own a chicken, I implore you, put some socks on it. You and your chicken will be glad you did.

Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Birthday
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Graduation
Friday, April 25, 2008
Delight
These photos amaze me because of the beatific quality of the light and the joy and confidence shown on the faces of these marvelous people. The natural state of the people in these photographs is wonderful because it's so different from the photographs where people are posed. These are a few of my favorites. I hope you enjoy them
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